Thus, the only problem with groupies is the STDs.

Every girl wants to inspire a song. And everyone who writes songs wants to be inspired. Thus the only thing wrong with groupies is the STDs.
Nowadays women are so afraid of being labeled “groupies” that they hide behind a photography lens, domain name, or promotional title. While it may save them a little face, ultimately it damages the entire scene. Jobs that should be left to professionals are done by amateurs (Not because they are women. Because they are amateurs). (I have nothing but love for professional women. In fact, generally I want to be their groupie.)
All I’m saying here is that if you want to fuck a singer, dancer, actor, circus performer, etc. for their talent just be honest about it. Generally they appreciate it, and you might get a song written about you. But if you keep pretending to be about your fictitious business there won’t be a scene of singers, dancers, actors, circus performers, etc. for you to fuck.
I feel like these are just little PSAs. Please feel free to read them aloud to your less literate friends.
Without hate there is no love. (insert gangster emoticon)